I don't want to meet your dad
Don't want to hump your sister
Don't want to do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over

I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't want to learn to dance don't want to rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo

When you walk out I don't want to feel left out
'cause sooner or later its just over, over

I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't want to be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you crap
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don't want to get inside your mind or your pants
I don't want to waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend