Everybody loves a nut
The whole world loves a weirdo
Brains are in a rut
But everybody loves a nut

There was a hermit named Fred
Who kept the dead horse in his cave
And everyone said to Fred
"Fred, how come you keep a dead horse
In your cave?", and he said, "Well"

(Everybody loves a nut)
(The whole world loves a weirdo)
Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut
A Columbia man named Frank
Had a tiger named Hank
He tried to put Hank in his tank
Guess what happened to ol' Frank
When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs
And erected a tombstone that read

(Everybody loves a nut)
Another Columbia fella told queen Isabella
I don't think the world is flat
And now what do you think about that
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And she said
"You don't", and he said, "No mam"
And she said
"He'd get out of my queendom"
And he said, "Yes mam"

(Everybody loves a nut)
Everybody loves a nut