There goes my beeper
The kids must be in bed
Wake the little rug rats up;
Sleep on the couch instead
Not a peep from your little kids
The babysitter and me got biz

Hours and hours
Of fascinating fun
Quality time
Here I come
Telephone

Her voice is steady she knows
Little Elvis is combat ready
When you wish upon a star
Well, wish no more 'cause
Here I are!

So you think that I got no respect
She's a no limits
Kind of creature
So let's hope that mom and daddy
Are at a triple feature
Suddenly occurs to me
Maybe I need therapy
'Cause I'm also
Hot for teacher