The Chimney Song Bob Rivers

There's something stuck up in the chimney And I don't know what it is But it's been there all night long Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas ...

Foreigners Bob Rivers

Foreigners... Infiltrate our nation, Foreigners... Take jobs from Americans. Hey, we want to be Americans, But we're illegal aliens, And we re...

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get out on Parole) Bob Rivers

I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa Claus on Christmas As soon as I can get out on parole I'll hang out on your street Your kids I'd love to meet As soon ...

O Come All Ye Grateful Dead Heads Bob Rivers

Oh come all ye Grateful Deadheads to the concert Oh come Grateful Deadheads And camp in the street Bring rolling papers Don't forget your sleepin...

O Little Town of Bethlehem Bob Rivers

Oh little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep the silent stars go by Yet in thy dark streets shineth, th...

The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" Bob Rivers

The restroom door said gentlemen So I just walked inside I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride I heard high voices turned and f...

The Twelve Pains of Christmas Bob Rivers

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is finding a Christmas tree The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Rigging ...

We Wish You Weren't Living with Us Bob Rivers

We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We wish you weren't living with us We're not happy you're here You drive e...

When a Man Loves a Chicken Bob Rivers

When a man loves a chicken He can't keep his mind on nothin' else, He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found. If he is henpecked he can't see ...

Wreck the Malls Bob Rivers

Wreck the malls this Christmas season Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Blow your cash for no good reason Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Push your charge c...